Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Bruising From Brazilian Wax

"Goths that we become unbearable due to his arrogance, sufficiency, eloquence and nasty and fucked up accent"

After a few weeks ago, the Magistrate's Court No. 1 Santa Cruz de Tenerife has given reason to Sunday Gari, professor at the University of La Laguna and member of Alternative Yes We Can by Tenerife that had commented that DAY editorials are racist and fascist , grandfather sits down to write again and again to attack new atrocities.

On this occasion, the editorial serves to criticize the Paulino Rivero visit to Madrid to meet with President Zapatero .

then the full text. I have enabled stress leave some pearls, to save the consumption of so much verbal excrement.
What did you do yesterday in Madrid, Mr. Paul? Yes, I know, no need to tell us. I was begging for scraps Canary . Why were you begging in the capital Metropolis, instead of presiding over the country canary in the capital of the archipelago, is this the one that should be? Nor need we respond because the answer we give ourselves: you can not preside over the nation because Canaries are not free but slaves of the English . You yourself are a slave of Mr. Zapatero administrative. What did you do yesterday in Madrid to no longer be a slave, Mr. Paul? Did the independence of the canaries? Did afraid to ask? Why afraid, Mr. Rivera? No one is going to be shot or jailed. And if they do, DAY will be behind you.

our comments yesterday just pointing out something that has not published the English press and other newspapers and broadcasters around the world civilized. The islands of Curacao and St. Maarten newly independent from Holland to form a new state. What envy. There is no longer Dutch Goth who has the slightest authority over the indigenous native people of these beautiful and rich islands. Don Paul, when writing this editorial do not know what his master will be agreed with the metropolitan. Rather, with her master one of Spain and Canary . We know that the two votes of the "servants Canarión" Ana Oramas and José Luis Perestelo nothing will plead against the PNV sufficient support to Zapatero budgets; a Basque Nationalist Party, but does not practice terrorism, political benefits of ETA violence. And how it has benefited Mr Zapatero! Hundreds of millions of euros, in addition to the transfer of more than 20 skills. That is, everything. And Canary Islands, with more rights for yet more wealth goes to Spain, as well as outside the European mainland, and even other sea (the Basques face a Cantabrian Sea and us to an ocean) is subject to the whims, the command, obedient to the orders of the Goths and Spaniards, not only English, but even those located in the Canary Islands with authority. Goths that we become unbearable due to his arrogance, sufficiency, eloquence and nasty and fucked up accent.

Don Paulino, if Zapatero has raised in his interview yesterday that the canaries want independence, we are disappointed hundred percent. In his pawns in Madrid no hope because they are playing pure politics with the money first of the Canary Islands and then the English. Because of the money which is in English budget has fleeced by the metropolis of Canary. What despotism, what slavery. How can that work and sweat of the Canary Islands result in taxes within the time established by the English Treasury, we must give Spain. Canary money and wealth that will flow into the coffers of the country that colonized us cruelly. Is the canary does not realize that it is not English? Did not realize that it remains a poor Indian who are always threatening the mainland and politicians, both here and in Madrid, to remain submissive and obedient colonial power ?

These islands are an outright colony. The oldest of which still exist in the world. The most exploited and which has committed the greatest genocide in history. Genocide by the English murderers who beat who committed the much reviled Nazi Hitler. with Spain will be good cultural relations, economic and other reasons. As with Europe. And, of course, retain the English language and the euro as currency. But subjection, no, no and no.
When we speak of a drugged people, we are convinced that these people really drugged. Otherwise do not understand that doing nothing, knowing that for many centuries subject to the whim of the Goths Do canaries ius sanguinis and jus soli have to curse, Don Paulino? I hope not. Until tonight, that this paper into machines, we trust you; if you have not raised Zapatero yesterday due, just and necessary freedom, ie, independence for the Canaries, we have to curse . Independence through you is easy. Today for tomorrow. Independence Will you? We believe that no one has dared to ask for cowardice Will we have to curse or cheer? We repeat, independence can easily come into their own hands and without outbreaks of violence. In any outbreak of violence you will share responsibility for their apathy or timidity to his master Zapatero.

you and readers Forgive the expression, but what the hell is wrong with you with Zapatero and the PSOE, who prefers subjecting its people to the will of the Goths before giving rightful freedom, and not by the memory of their ancestors, but for the right of every human being to be free? Once canaries are free to be organized with the Constitution to further governed by a legislature, executive and judicial properly. you be able to come to Madrid, installed in the chair and attend any event without having played in Madrid as it should act? No need to be brave, you just have to be president and ask for what you have to ask. Of course he will say no. Who released the teat canaria? Why it can be for your children treasure what they have to Canaries carry or enjoy the children of the Spaniards? Who do you want more, the people or the people peninsula canary?

Don Paulino, we are beginning to infuriate you. Bring positive news. News that delays are not misleading and most disgusting submission. And we say we are over when the English English, beginning with its president, despise you and all the canaries. Don Paulino, can we trust you? He asked why we do not understand his support to the greatest enemy of Spain to follow others more years in government. That with respect to you, in terms the girl and his squire, we can expect everything. Laguna yeah ... Canarión hundred percent. Who was going to tell us.

Remember, Don Paulino, their ancestors. Do not forget what the people's freedom. Do not forget the position we occupy in the Atlantic. Don Paulino, not annoy us more. Do not come here with empty hands. Do not come with promises unenforceable, that is, nonsense. do not believe in nothing but independence: the only solution to the ills of the Canarian people. If the Canarian people has not been on the streets is because there are still remnants of the anesthesia. Who prefers to live behind bars before live in freedom? Keep this in mind, Mr. Paulino.

Don Paulino, everything that Mr. Zapatero has promised is pure hoax, that is, nothing but promises. Material reality is that all the wealth and resources which are bringing here are ours. Don Paulino, not done this in the Canaries not bring freedom, sovereignty, identity, dignity, ... Independence, the nation and the state canaries. Tomorrow, if there is no problem for informational purposes, talk of the islands Curaçao and St. Maarten, a few days ago have become a nation and worthy people, West Indians, free, without masters.
pussy Yuck!

Source: http://www.eldia.es/2010-10-19/criterios/criterios2.htm

Friday, September 24, 2010

Polka Dot Wedding Dress Favors

Buenavista del Norte (Tenerife), a lovely village of 5,200 inhabitants, with a debt of more than 6 million

Today I want to write about my village, a charming place, with some of the finest scenery Tenerife: Buenavista del Norte. Punta de Teno, and masks are regarding tourism here, and are among the most visited places on the island.


But I will not talk about the scenic wonders of Buenavista del Norte, but the economic catastrophe in which the town is immersed.

currently leads Buenavista del Norte the list of debt per capita in all areas of Tenerife , far exceeding much larger municipalities and with greater population density.

Buenavista del Norte, Betancuria and Pájara (Fuerteventura) and jars (Lanzarote), are the only municipalities can not borrow Canary Islands in 2011 to have a debt greater than 75% of their income.
Buenavista
The debt is with the bank is located, according to documents submitted by the Treasurer of the City, above six million euros, a figure that puts the per capita debt in excess of 1,175 euros. Needless to say my part ... I will not pay.

Worst of all this is that people have to attend the sad spectacle offered by our rulers in each session. At last, the mayor refused to defend his administration against the exposure of economic data, making clear the character of this council, which has led the municipality to the most embarrassing of the ruins.

More information here:

Yes, You Can not to accept a debt of over six million euros.

"Buenadeuda" North

Thursday, August 12, 2010

250 Tundra Ski Doo For Sale

Job

First let's be clear what we mean. I mean this offer employment, enterprise Karnaugh SL, published in Stratos.

First, it draws attention to the profile you are looking for:

SL
Karnaugh, close to its opening, looking for a contemporary profile of general and multidisciplinary designer. It requires total commitment to self-guided training 100% 360 º ICT update. Proactive personality, devotion to work, motivated by objectives, increasing accountability parallel to reward the effort culture. Starting

here ... Forget going to the interview without your glasses more cool pasta and your bangs!

continue with called formal requirements of the post in question:

-Master or PhD in computer science and fine arts. Are equivalent.

started throwing up ...

-domain
officially certified in English, French, English and Catalan. Fortunately

Belarusian ask or Klingon. Essential
titles
education ministry official. Not supported non-formal qualifications.

course, will not be a title of those who bought in the Mercadona!

-Book with Web and video games work, published in web design by the candidate.

web design, game programming ... the thing is becoming increasingly diverse.

-Minimum 5 years demonstrable experience by official documents. Refrain freelance.

That, that ... freelance damn! You are not worthy to enter my house!

-Demonstrated ability in 2D and 3D graphics work. 3D Design

too, why not!

-Informatics. Domain certificate programs:
Photoshop, Flash, Dreamweaver, Illustrator and Indesign CS5.
3DStudio MAX 2010. Autocad 2010. Maya. Z-brush. Toon Boom. Fortunately

says nothing of the Microsoft Office!

-Programming Languages:
C + +, Java, Javascript, Actionscript, PHP, MySQL.

Anyway ... an expert web developer, in addition to the above about game design, 3D ... oh yeah, and training 100% self-guided 360 º ICT update, proactive personality, devotion to work, motivated by objectives, increasing accountability parallel to reward the effort culture, etc.

see, this company applies a professional class, with a very complete education, command of 4 languages \u200b\u200b... and here comes the good, the wage:

commercial contract. Plus of independence and self-organization. gross monthly minimum wage of 890 euros

+ Incentives certainly says that it is a minimum, and also to add some incentives, but ... Do you really need to comment on anything else?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

How To Dominate A Billy Goat

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Monday, July 26, 2010

Daylight Simulator Alarm Clock

Summer Jam - Farra Productions returns to move the island



After complete success " I Love Music Festival "and" Rhythms of the World "Farra Productions brings them back to Tenerife one of the best DJs in the world, Roger Sanchez, to lead the luxury lineup Summer Jam festival , and to demonstrate that although not enough, always room for improvement.
Despite repeated
location in the prestigious Siam Park Water Park , this time there will be a larger space, as they have enabled new areas. Thus it is expected that the enclosure movement is more fluid, as well as access to the bars.

Regarding directly to the festival, Roger Sanchez will be accompanied by Real El Canario, the main representative of the eclectic sound, and of course the canary dj international. Rounding out the lineup Melly Mel, from Holland, Ivan Moreno, The Fonkfenomeno Show and Dj Drummer .

Again, as staff members Marchaymas.com , will be there to cover the event.
you going to settle for seeing the videos?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Men's Cancer Statistics

Summer Party 2010 - Buenavista del Norte Nostrapacus

I made this video for a party to be held next Saturday in my town, Buenavista del Norte. Specifically, in the Villa La Vega



will be a non-stop party from 12:00 noon to 00:00 pm, open bar, food, pool, and sessions led by the following DJs:
  • Luis Castilla (Special Set) (Tauk productions and mescorp)
  • Ariadna Bello - Emi Tevez (Special Set) Wilmer Martin
  • DJ
  • July Yadai
  • Bravo Nando Diaz Medina
  • Macxis

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Stop Two Friends From Seeing

THIS BLOG IS GREAT YOUR WAY BELOW

In The world is oblong


first entry, titled

START AGAIN

July 14, 2010

Now that has not been off the echo of vuvuzelas-am seriously thinking of pouring boiling oil on my neighbor's heavy down-and in Spain still reigns an atmosphere of happiness, euphoria and optimism, I undertake a new journey here blogger with a blog entitled The world is oblong.

- Why? "I asked, my blogger.

For, indeed, our planet is not round, but flattened at the poles. And just as I believe that the rest of reality. Far from perfect sphere, would surely be very boring, our beautiful world is full of unforeseen events, characteristics that give this fascinating irregularly.

"No," I interrupted, blogger friend. What I mean is what I come now, so we were happy and width, with the smile he had and what a gustito we slept at night. I know

strike came as the metro, as the debate on the State of the Nation, as the rise in the rate of light ... those fatalities that return to the harsh reality that people still find confetti in pants pockets. How little does the joy in the poor house!, The saying goes. From all that I am aware, my blogger, but as I said in a comment a friendly companion, "once a blogger always a blogger" ... Once

blogger, blogger ever.

I had planned to make my longer absence, drink a large rental, but two or three days to close my previous blog, when walking down the street, entering a bar, when boarding the bus, did nothing see types and situations that moved me to write an entry. Soon I felt the "monkey" to publish and walk about the blogs of other people to see what tucked went, back to getting involved in this strange and dazzling scene. A world full of creative and interesting people who give a hard time. Although sometimes drop one rendered above the keyboard or get to your holiday destination and the first thing to do is ask where there is a cyber. Despite all that, you go back to sit at the screen.

are things that have the oblonguez.





Thursday, July 8, 2010

Soul Train Dancers 90s

The legend continues to grow, now on TV 2010 World Rhythms

Every good follower Carrusel Deportivo Nostrapacus know the legend. Paco Gonzalez, besides great journalist, is possibly one of the most jinxes in sport. Countless times something has happened, moments after he predicted just the opposite.

For example will suffice: Gol de Eto'o (Barcelona 4 - Lyon 0)

Yesterday in a historical moment of the English, and English sport in general, Nostrapacus returned to make his mark.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Bloated Belly Button Hernia



In recent years, the production "Farra Productions" is making major electronic music events on the island of Tenerife.

The last of these projects has been the festival World Rhythms " involving Vicky Morales , Leon Dj, Dj Dario , Jacobo Padilla , Real El Canario and Erick Morillo .

In its second edition, the festival was moved from Lake Martiánez (Puerto de la Cruz), which was held in 2009 at Siam Park (Adeje), the theme park's most spectacular water attractions in Europe.

As usual, I was able to attend the event as part of marchaymas.com team, and participate in producing this comprehensive overview video.




















Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Thinking Day Swap Ideas Italy

The Canarian Institute of Statistics awarded € 90,000 to an outside company to perform ... A survey MXL

grueling days after the salary adjustment for civil servants, freezing of pensions and on the verge of labor reform, we are in the Official Gazette of the Canary Islands to these two ads:




Why there is a Canarian Institute of Statistics, if you have to subcontract more than € 90,000, a simple survey?

What is the vital service that makes all the canaries the press office of the Ministry of Economy and Finance, for which you need to hire a private company amounting to more than 145,000 €?

Monday, June 21, 2010

Random Milky Discharge

New Web Design: Buenavista Golf

My latest work is the web Buenavista Golf, a prestigious golf course located in the northwest of Tenerife, in the region known as Isla Baja.


If you want to know my other work, visit my web .

How Many Calories Ground Chuck?

(END OF ROUTE)

June 21, 2010

When I started this blog, some time in the first inning and I qualified the "spread." It was not bitter in any style comprehensive expert, connoisseur , of \u200b\u200bany art, gourmet even of any dish. Today, more than two years, still the same, but the thing it does not matter. I mean, that might not be so bad to be dispersed or, if you will, walking out of place.

I love the field, for example, but at the same time, why not?, And certainly with the same intensity, I feel urbanite. A few months ago I have moved destination and date, work in downtown Madrid. Mean center next to Cybele, the great plaza at the confluence of Alcalá, Paseo del Prado, Recoletos ... the main thoroughfares of the city. Probably Cibeles is the most beautiful place in Madrid, and I do not detract too much from the finest in the world. With its famous fountain in the center, its majestic buildings in the corners, the leafy trees of the Army Headquarters ... Looking to the horizon, this hand, looms above the door of Alcalá; to this one, the famous golden dome of Metropolis, where the Gran Vía starts ..




But the square, all is beautiful in its movement of people.

I have discussed here some time I love to contemplate human activity. No crowding, or the crowd or the mass, but the people coming and going each with their own purpose. I go to work at eight but - I will be memo! - I do not mind early and arrive before the Plaza de Cibeles. As I exit the subway, rather than turn to my work, I like to jump-start up Alcalá, without undue haste among the people who get off and go in haste because it is late to sign, including distribution of newspapers, clueless tourists, sonmnolientos bureaucrats, students with a straight face, law enforcement officers ... Soil

up on the sidewalk on the right, the largest, to the parish of San Jose. Cross between a sea of \u200b\u200bpeople, just below the Metropolis building, then the fall and embark on the sidewalk on the left. Anyone from one of the terraces of the great buildings that border the avenue, would notice me in that little ant in the middle of the parade, do not doubt that I would point the finger and say to the side: "Look, look at that fool, who seems to be going in circles. "

But do not think these criticisms affect me, my blogger. Let them say whatever they want.

this explosion I am impressed everyday life today, without going any further, first day of summer 2010. I wish I had words to describe the buzz around, people coming up, the sun begins to set between the domes ... But it happens that I am not a writer. I'm not, as confirmed step along the Círculo de Bellas Artes. I am only a pedestrian who dreamed of writing. Is very different. Sometimes misleading, but it is different. Alcalá

down, almost back to Cybele, I think that literature can still, despite everything, to allow one last miracle, even to mere bystanders scribbling paper. Thanks to her, one can stop it in time. Standing on this beautiful day, full of activity, in which life-ya know it's not modern what I mean, is shown as is, so beautiful it hurts. Be anchored as the reality, tomorrow, will continue running forward.




END TO THIS BLOG TAKE THE EXCESS



This concludes this journey, friends, bloggers. Infinite thanks, of course, who have accompanied me some distance, however small it was. I think a few days more than others, but we had some good times. I will continue hanging around your blogs and probably soon return to begin a new trek. Maybe too much confidence to ask that you go from time to time around here, if I had started a new project ...




Thursday, June 17, 2010

Tv Go On Sale After Super Bowl

SOMETIMES, I was astonished

June 17, 2010 Just yesterday I

commented my daughter, aged six, if you're writing, for example, and want some of what you write, you have to put "in transparensis." At first I was shocked, thinking whether it would be a new educational method, something related to the Bologna Process, until finally, several minutes later I realized that meant "brackets."

"Yes, daughter, yes, yes. You already know how I answered proudly.

As I watched the match on television in Spain from Switzerland and issued angry and insults me because our extreme right is not hanging While not a ball, her, my hand, carefully cut out colored cards and asked me to borrow the stapler because it would make a notebook in which to put their stickers. "What I have been all right?" He asked after a long period of work. "Phenomenal," I replied mechanically, after a cursory glance. And then towards the screen, yelled: "But the central and, damn it!".

At night I remembered that when I was a kid, I also liked cards and papers together with staples, wire, even with paper cello. It was so small notebooks, I put my name in the first cardboard and I imagined that they were books written by me.

few weeks ago - when the weather was good! - I went with my little family to the Park Association. Now called the Joint City Deportivo Puerta de Hierro, or something, but when my parents took me to me that name was reminiscent of Franco, "Park Association." The pool remains the same, facilities, although renovated, I believe they are still in the same place, and I swear that the trees under which you can sit and eat were the same as in my time.

I was watching my daughter fought with her mother because she did not want him to take more creams, how to throw in what she thought a bomb wonderful, how she challenged herself to reach the ladder diving, how to put in front of the jet of water leaving the pool and was surprised that there were more people there, So what's hot. Then he went and lay in the sun on the tiles, because it is much better than in the towel, and, shivering in spite of everything, looked under the arm the silhouette of the mountain of El Pardo, this sure has not changed anything one century to another. I walked over and said, "What do you fancy a polo orange?". "Yes!" He cried, and I'm staring in awe, amazed that her father had read my mind.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Lorus Goofy Watch Values

ME SPRING RAINS IN CHINESE SPEAKING

June 15, 2010

This weekend it rained, but otherwise. I was in town and not the same walking quickly, wrapped in his coat, as in the winter evenings, the steam forming a dense cloud in front of you, who take the field for a walk barely clears. While still dripping from the eaves and the treetops.

It's spring, almost summer, night after ten, and the air is fresh and renewed. Everything smells so fragrant and the road ahead of you, a snail slides vigorously. A spiral or, worse, a slug, black as polished and repugnant, the ugliest animal of all creation. Beneath your feet, the sound of the wet earth: crass, crass, crass ... or better: crunch, crunch, crunch ... well, it's hard to describe.

already start chirping birds and the landscape is green, shiny, warm. The situation calls to lie in a meadow or sit on a rock contemplating nature delighting in it, but it happens that is all wet and if you like it you like, sits on a ridge willing to ecstasy, eventually stain pants and then scold him at home:

-How Come, all wet ass. How to grab a pneumonia, what was I thinking? Come on, going on inside and change your.

So, friend, blogger, you know, if you leave the field after a spring rain extasiarte, you better bring a placemat to put it under the buttocks. Unless you want, of course, standing extasiarte. But I would not recommend.

At night it rains again and by morning, but not dripping, people go to their front door, stares at the sky above all, at which time an ancient question, the original question that man has million considering century. Will it rain or no rain? I'm sure the first sound, there in the cave, jointed Australopithecus was to ask his fellow clan: do you think it will rain tonight?

"I think so, would your partner.
"But I do not think he would say another Australopithecus, a little further.
And this is key, blogger friend, that throughout history there has always been disputes between human beings.

If finally, as I predicted, it rains, you stay at home playing cards. For the evenings that spring rains, the better the tute auctioned. Or the anise. Poker is a night game, the desktop is more muscular. For spring afternoon when it rains, the better are the games that it should be noted, while outside the sounds of falling drops, passes away a car and get the kitchen and the smell of coffee.


Van Gogh: Wheat Field in the rain

Which Type Of Tissue Anchores, Packages,

eschatological targeted ads in Gmail - Cagar cement? We talk about constipation?

As you can read in the "About ..." of Gmail , "All major email services include free web advertising, which, in most cases, is irrelevant to those who see it."

In the particular case of Gmail, this advertising shows even in the mail received. It's what they call "targeted ads" that are often related to the content of the message.

As they say:

By offering Gmail users relevant ads and information related to the content of their messages, we intend to offer an enhanced experience with web mail. For example, if you and your friends are planning a vacation, you may as you want to watch news or offers related to travel destination you have in mind.

In the case of a friend, who yesterday sent an email to a GoogleGroup to which I subscribe, I understand that Google not only cared about their Web experience, but also by intestinal transit.


Monday, June 14, 2010

How Long For A Brazilian Wax To Heal

The four ways to shave

The story begins when Jose, "Lobo" decides to let a full beard, true to his nickname werewolf. At that time, a friend decided to create the Facebook group "if you add 100 people, Jose Legido (LOBO) barbaco shaves !!!!" .

As usual in such cases, the large number of bastards and bitches facebook user @ s, caused that figure was reached quickly, so that Wolf had to keep his promise.


I did not expect the bastards and bitches @ sa joined the cause, was that Wolf would give us a video explaining "Four Ways to Shave" . A jewel of freak!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Primrose Oil For The Face?



June 10, 2010

with Chinese merchants I've always had a say ... strange relationship, or better, can you change? surreal.

Years ago when I started to settle in our country, in the distant days when photos were developed, I lowered my camera to a store that had been riding in front. The first day, I get the photos developed, a china suddenly stood before me and I snapped this terrible sentence: "Albuncalete." I looked at her in surprise, wondering if maybe I was insulting Chinese. I do not know, just saw something in the pictures he had offended his sensibility, so grave, as well as to call it: "Albuncalete." In addition, each time I said it more urgent, even I was afraid I would grab the neck and shake. "Albuncalete", "albuncalete" he kept repeating. And I sincerely alarmed, I finally get down and protect your head with your hands. What a sad loss of life, I considered, in a china shop of photo.

Por suerte, un cliente que había allí, y que sin duda había pasado antes por la misma terrible experiencia, me aclaró que en realidad la china lo que me estaba preguntando es si, como regalo por el revelado de las fotos, prefería un álbum o un carrete.

-Anda, coño -dije yo, todavía tembloroso-. Pues no sé. Un álbum. Ese verde mismo.

Los tiempos y la fotografía digital acabaron con esos pequeños comercios chinos de revelado de fotos, pero en su lugar llegó la invasión de bazares. Ah, los bazares chinos, esos comercios en los que uno puede encontrar de todo, es más, puede encontrar aquellas cosas que prácticamente ya no se venden en ningún establecimiento.

I usually go shopping in these bazaars and in most cases it has played this curious relationship I have with merchants and slanted eyes. A little help to the dependents, in the common case, not know a word of English, which also takes courage to open a business under these conditions. Typically, people move in and put to sift through the shelves looking for what you want, then go to checkout and the clerk just says "a Eulo," "two eulos", "TLE fifty." On occasion, however, that scares me pass into the Chinese bazaars, because then I have nightmares at night and dream that I fall on those big vases, attacking me porcelain dogs, which encircle and suffocate me many objects of unspeakable beauty is in there. So the things I ask the clerk. And I have to make the sign.

My daughter loves to do puzzles and he once went to a Chinese market to buy one because I was told that there were very cheap. "Puzzle?" Chinese asked me with wide eyes. "Yes," I tried to explain the puzzle, "that thing that comes in a box, tiny chip, which is mounted y. ..". "Ah, yes, yes," said Chinese. And he went inside and brought me to a funnel.

hardware in things I thought would be easier to understand. I went to buy a hammer and told the Chinese the door he wanted to "bang, bang", and made the gesture with the hand hammer to drive a nail. I thought that this gesture could be universally understood. "Nail?" I asked the Chinese. "Or a spike, I like it." "Ah, yes, yes, and went inside and brought me a battery pack.

These things only happen to me. He told me the other day my sister who went to buy dried flowers to put in a centerpiece, these flowers that give odor. He looked about the shop but, not finding them, he told the clerk what he wanted. "Flowers ... dry ... so small ... they come in a bag ... they smell good." "Yes, yes, "said the clerk. And he got down a hallway and returned triumphantly with a roll of paper Albal.

Monday, June 7, 2010

The Indian Song In Matrix

FEEL THAT WORK DEVASTATING Walker

June 7, 2010

I'm reading The Man Who Loved dogs. A devastating novel.

The man who loved dogs appeared last year and is the work of the Cuban author Leonardo Padura. The book chronicles the last years of Soviet leader Leon Trotsky, disgraced by the rise of Stalin and, from different countries what is happening in search of asylum, attending between perplexed and angered the Great Purge that his rival is taking place in the Union Soviet. A Purge terminating the Bolshevik dream and Trotsky that he knows is the final element. In parallel with the gradual fall of the old revolutionary leader, who will finish his journey of exile in Mexico, we see how in Soviet training camps are underway to prepare Ramón Mercader, a soldier taken from the English Civil War and would ultimately be responsible for killing Trotsky an August afternoon in 1940.

The man who loved dogs , although it may seem from this quick summary, there is a novel of adventure, or plot, or action. It is a great novel where, as in the best novels, elucidates issues that can not fail to concern the reader. Questions like why fight, until when, how, and above all, at what price. Transfixed significance, the novel tells of a bygone era, but with so great force and with such vividness that we realize that the questions are not overcome, still beating with us even as we forget them, which are the key condition human.

I said that the man who loved dogs in a book devastating because, suddenly, he broke with all your little dreams and hopes and puts you to your actual height. When one reads what now prevails, these novels, for example, vampires against men wolf, or those crazy search for the Holy Grail, he also thinks, why not?, can become a writer. And if you read the pentameter famous "you call me, love / I grab a taxi, also believes that it can be a poet, and if you read some columns of the" Country Weekly "no doubt that space could provide a thinker and philosopher . And so are encouraged to himself, and people, kindly, pats, and get a few scattered applause and a few awards and is already considered one . Until, suddenly, reading a real novel, a novel seriously, and thus understand what their site.

my friend Jose in March said that in literature there People who think they are flying high and majestic like an eagle when you are actually dragging on the ground. Not to be so graphic and reptile as a metaphor for my friend and come to my particular case, I would say that there are people who think they are experiencing large and luxurious lounges when you are actually walking bent, and tangled webs between a flea market.

Although not yet finished, so I do not care. I can assure Padura's novel is superb and Padura an outstanding writer. Really a writer, deep and serious. Not a banal uncle, who writes and makes jokes and fight through the stories, and that writing something like Man ... would rise again and catch effort from the cradle, and yet it is doubtful that it got.

Anyway, this is what you get. Nor should we be more tantrums. Continue wandering through the flea market, what can we do.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Proper Congratulations On Pregnancy



June 5, 2010 These days

meets in Sitges the Bilderberg Club, a group of influential people in the world both economically and politically and business. Well, I already do tienpo decided that this year would not attend the meeting. For more than insist. I'm tired of all those rolls ... that if the Who's Who, that if the Forbes list ... are only loss of time, so do not count me.

When we were kids, the neighborhood we played our future plans, and all imagined reaching large positions. Arthur, for example, sometimes I find myself in his position reponedor in a supermarket, he aspired to be a scientist, discoverer of a vaccine, Philip, who ended up inheriting his father's drugstore, he dreamed of participating in NASA programs .

None has reached its goal. Ernesto, which was the highest aim and that he wanted to be a dentist, has run a sweeper for the City, and Eloy, whose desire was involved in the workers' struggle and fight for social revolution is currently the CEO, CEO (chief executive officer ) in a multinational.

I, in those dreams youth proclaimed always wanted to be a walker. My greatest desire was to make a living going from here to there, with nothing special to do. My friends looked at me weird, but I did not understand why. I can be a ceporro for pretty things, but I'm no bad walk. Seriously. It is a very rewarding and for which, frankly, I believe that not everyone is eligible. Here, as elsewhere, there are many fans.

I still aspire to be able to work, finally, pedestrian. I've been preparing many years preparing hard, too. My biggest dream, I say now would be able to write in a local newspaper (I do not aspire to high), counting my wanderings on one side and another, describing such a situation I saw this building that I was curious, I found a single word in Street, a peculiar person with whom I met. Telling my walks in the most enjoyable as I can and that people spend about four or five minutes while reading enjoyable.

That was my goal kid, and I refuse to bury forever. So take this entry to launch my application, if any company was looking to fill a post rider. To whom it may concern, my address is ...

Thursday, June 3, 2010

A Jar Of Peach Jam For A Wedding Favour

The bizarre web of a municipal delegation of the PP in Tenerife

The municipal People's Party group in the municipality of Candelaria Tenerife offers a compendium of nonsense in the form of web. 1000 and 1 tips on how not to design, concentrating on a single domain.

could list the atrocities that can be found on the site, starting with the bubbly background who have not even removed the watermark "blue" (ie where they have taken out) ... but it is best to see for yourself:

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Canola Oil For Puppy's Fur

the Great Helmsman

June 1, 2010 Cause

much grime these days listen to the debates in Parliament or stop reading the political press. And I do not mean demagogy that abounds in some and in others, nor by the arguments and reasons that often stupid excuse their positions. No, I do not say that. I say this because today, in politics, queen an insulting lack of creativity, and the most trite and predictable topic has taken over the landscape.

many times have we heard these days, the simile that the president of the nation is like the one at the helm of a boat. To some, this is a bad boat with so little guidance that is leading to the cliffs and end up like the Titanic, for others, on the contrary, is leading to steady the ship in the midst of the storm. Have your say everyone what they want, but what is clear is that neither a party or other leave to appeal to this nautical metaphor, and hence difficult to leave.

Someone has tried to launch the image that the president is like the surgeon who will operate and shakes or leave you shaking your hand. But this comparison is so bland and so desaborida that ultimately end up going back to the helm. Come the damn helm and if you do it with a steady pulse or trembling!

To me this is already on predictable, boring. I would like the images are renewed, they had more strength, between Government and Opposition to make a creative effort, for example, lifting the leader of the Opposition to say

"Mr. President. You're like a worker who is making holes in the street with a jackhammer to the siesta. Everyone tells him to stop and sleep because it leaves no one but him any attention. Until it meets a power line and it's not bad to electrocute you, it is well spent, but leaves in the dark the whole neighborhood.

Concern among Socialist ranks. President House says
-call on the Canary Coalition representative.

"Mr. President," says Rep. canary, I see him more as the throwing athlete that is turning on itself to gain momentum, but howsoever it is passed around, loses its direction and launch into drive in the opposite direction, hitting his head to athletes at the time they are ready to exit at the 100 meter dash.

Given these criticisms, the president decides to exercise his turn to reply.

-hawks "Ladies and gentlemen," let me tell you how I see myself. I see myself as the dealer of butane up to fifth with two cylinders and once there the lady said that was wrong and only wants one. Thus, in addition to doubly charged uploaded at all, must come down the stairs with a full tank on his back-bench ovation at the socialist deputies from that party to their feet, how markets work, ladies and gentlemen, concludes speech the president.

With all this, we also go to hell, but at least we will, to the astonishment and admiration of other nations.



Rajoy Pajín and get over their astonishment

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Sudoku Large Blank Forms

SIGNING THE BOOK FAIR IN MADRID

May 31, 2010


On Saturday I was at the Madrid Book Fair with Eduardo Cruz. Both, naturally confused, it grew over time without any new book published. There are many celebrations throughout the year and, frankly, we can not be everywhere ...

The fact is that, far from resigned to losing the opportunity to engage with our readers, we slipped into a booth and signed books are dedicated to others ...

The thing we were not given anything wrong ... At least, until the owner of the house discovered that neither of us was Angela Vallvey ... It took half an hour ... At that time, despite their anger, signed and sold a considerable amount of books that he will be a net economic benefit and satisfaction we have completed another year with the ritual of the feast of letters par excellence (with the exception of which is mounted when you pay off your mortgage).

After which, and to celebrate our freedom on bail, we decided to eat at a nearby restaurant with a lot of good friends. The perfect place, the food excellent, the dishes a lot, because it took more than four hours to scrub it all. After this long desk, really, our intention was to return to the great stage of Literature with a capital, but instead decided to sit by the pool to throw bread to ducks that despite everything, we lifted the restaurant (we left bologna for dinner) and thus forged a friendship is over pastoral, poetic and geese and ducks, which I hope will last for many years.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Spot In Upper Thigh Feels Like Its Burning

Pity CHARACTERS

May 27, 2010

I'm reading Fred Vargas. Although it may appear by name, is an author (in female author) writes French thriller. His works, well known, give a kind of twist to the regular police, to introduce elements that until now we were strangers. Many of them are taken from the best-seller to use: and medieval books to be deciphered, the hidden mysteries sometimes for centuries, with a touch key scholar ...

On this basis, it constructs enigmas Vargas quite entertaining, to be fair. Entertaining and original, the best style of the old and good (and unfairly marginalized) novels kiosk. In the must, I think Vargas style is simply functional, not too literary, and certainly in no time manages to create the "climate", the "atmosphere" of disappointed romanticism own in the great crime novels of Chandler, Hammett, Mac Donald or Hardley Chase ... Neither the environment nor, indeed, anywhere else. After a few pages, what happens with so many novels based only on the mystery and intrigue that the reader is passing and passing leaves, stopping only in the opening paragraphs, a diagonal reading says, until finally finding the murderer's name and explanation to the fact, eg , that desecrate graves in cemeteries.

But I did not want Vargas to speak here as both the impression that has led me to meet, in his latest novel, The third virgin , apparently the best-selling worldwide, with a character that is expressed continuously Alexandrine verse. Every time he opens his mouth, paragraphs come out of it rhymed, and if people are surprised about his speech, said that is a peculiarity.

The book's back cover praises much the figure of this character who speaks in verse, and critical extracts are included with the book, both France Soir, as the Financial Times as the Herald Tribune, as Taxi The Gazette, in all characters speak solidísimos and eccentricities of genius.

Well, the fact is that to me, years ago came up with a similar character in a novel, a guy who continually speak in verse. I checked the idea with my friend Paco.

"That is bullshit.
My friend Paco is a very serious guy. I always tell, in fact:
-Paco, you're a serious guy.
"Affirmative," he responds.

So, as I like enough to his opinion, I also asked a verdict on the character my friend Marcelino versificante. And his answer was:
"That is utterly stupid.
- Are you sure?
"Yeah, sure. And do not ask me the favor of more crap.

So, finally, I decided not to proceed with that character, indeed, decided to close the novel was going to be the protagonist. And now, lo and behold I find a character versificante praise from top to bottom of the globe and major newspapers. What to do about this?, I wonder. Do I stop reading Fred Vargas?, Have you stopped hanging out with my friends?

Again I faced with my doubts.

My friend Paco, I have said it is very serious, while the house burned

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Bromothymol Blue And Distilled Water

What is the oldest political party?

"The Valencian PP, which in times of Ali Baba and had 40 members."

Source: Andreu Buenafuente, 25/05/2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Fox Riders Iphone Cover

GENERATION REMOVABLE

May 24, 2010

remember, my concrete block, has not spent much time - the time when people, as he parked the car, the radio / tape drew the glove and carried it with him everywhere, to keep from being stolen. It was, those old "parrot", some black boxes passing about two or three kilos, and that in later models incorporated a handle so that owners the slides better.

I've seen people sit on the couch in the salon with red dot, the Blaupunkt or Pioneer over his knees. I've seen professors enter the hall and leave the radio / tape recorder on the table before taking the chalk and start doing equations on the blackboard. I have seen in plays, how the actor entered the stage carrying his "parrot", I stopped a moment to the timer and then start to recite the text with ease.

And if only it were so ... Being in hostess clubs, take the opportunity to greet my family, faithful readers of this blog, I have seen guys come in with the radio / tape under his arm, placing on bar and then ask for a whiskey. Case rose to the above, they did the grip of this contraption, the radio / tape, I mean, and so placed it on the table and even adopted such a stance he never lost sight of. At that time there were still raids, and sometimes burst and fell to police whistle blows into the police van the girls and their clients, upload all of them with his "parrot" who would not let go all the way up to police. Only when the guard told them "let there personal effects" came off "upon receipt, yes, your cassette player.

that was uncomfortable, indeed. On the beach, the friends we had bathe in shifts, because someone had to stay in the care of the radio / tape. And in the dance clubs was uncomfortable with that burden, either left him unattended in a dark area, although it is true that given an opportunity to start a conversation with someone of the opposite sex. "That which you take the end of the arm you wondered, for example, a girl, is it maybe a Pioneer?". "Yes. Multiband"-and put them face interesting. How many love stories have emerged from situations like that!

And all this, so you will not break the car window and we swipe the parrot. There were many who believed that naive pop the radio / tape under the seat was Case settled and stuck with it saved. Ah, how they cried and howled these ready when they returned and were with the moon and the seat rotates dump!

Trail In Madrid, I knew, there was an entire square, Vara del Rey, dedicated to the business of buying and selling stolen radio / tape. Who had suffered a robbery believed that if people do not go through places like that to buy and sell, there would be theft. But opposite to those who had believed that if the stolen had not been so ready and it had been the radio / tape, like everyone else, there would be trading places. In these terms was established macroeconomic debate the late eighties.

In those years, and following this, I asked many questions about private property and, therefore, the meaning of life. Was it worth all that effort to carry the parrot everywhere? Would not it be better to stop listening to the radio but walking more free and light? I did not come to any conclusion because first removable front and then the finished CDs readers integrated with those heavy black boxes. I thought I had solved, then the question, but I realized that all they did was postpone to a day like today. Today I broke the car radio and in the shop told me that All I can do about this car is change. And I wonder: have we got better and better?, Have we gotten worse?, Are we going to somewhere or we move in circles?

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Spells For Turning Into Dragons

DOG STREET

May 20, 2010


I've always liked the picture of stray dogs. Stray dogs, not just for my shady past and suburban . I always have caused a deep affection these dogs sleep curled up next to the doors of establishments plate, attached to traffic signals at the bottom of the ruined buildings ...

I have a sleepless times. I certainly do not wish it on anyone. Suddenly, four in the morning, open my eyes as two hatches and there is no way to get back to sleep. Above all, there is no way to stop thinking. At four, five, six in the morning, in the silence and darkness of the night, is all, however, crystal clear. One notes the circumstances of his life in all its nakedness and, above all, you are presented with greater clarity their shortcomings and failures. The sad thing about their gigs, their meager salary, bored with his everyday life ...

the arrumbadero is presented that have ended their dreams: the novels of the drawer, the attic full of returns from bookstores, the guitar with which one dreamed one day go to the Riviera, as the Stones, those sunny environments the great world in which Picasso lived to compose Exile on Main Street ... A guitar which takes years ago not a single note.

If anything good I have learned over the years is not to blame anyone for my bad luck. There is no bad luck, really, nor is there a conspiracy determined to hinder a possible career as a writer. It comes down to something as simple as not having talent, or character, or may not have even known mischief to move in certain areas. If my work is sad and dull, have studied harder. All those years spent in the arcade, playing pin-ball rather than hit the books, I represent in the middle of the night and seem to give me a punch in the side! If I have not traveled enough, blame my lack of decision when making a bag and get on a plane. If I still have many books to read and so much to know, the charge is not the fault of society, but to me, against the opinion of my parents and my teachers, I walked a lot of time goofing around.

What I admire about the stray dogs is that, at dawn, and although no prize for them seems to have life, however, which felt a ray of sunlight, get up, yawn, stretch, with great pomp all its body, which has been left numb, and then start to walk slowly along the street. That kind of stray dog \u200b\u200bto get up every morning without hope, despite all keep walking, I feel much more beautiful and impressive the crowing of cocks, the chirping of birds and the fluttering of butterflies that greets the new day.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Wooden Vintage Ironing Board

FC Barcelona and Real Madrid than in the prize list of official titles

With the victory in the 2009/2010 League, FC Barcelona, \u200b\u200bReal Madrid has overtaken track record in the official title of FIFA.

The trophy room is divided as follows:

Titles
  • National League Championship (English League): Real Madrid 31 - Barcelona 20
  • Championship Cup (Copa del Rey Generalissimo Cup, Alfonso XIII, ...): Republic Real Madrid 17 - Barcelona 25
  • Supercopa of Spain (Copa de Oro Argentina, Eva Duarte Cup): Real Madrid 9 - Barcelona 12
  • League Cup: Real Madrid 1 - Barcelona 2
FCBarcelona
Total: Real Madrid
59 Total: 58 International Titles


  • European Cup (Champions League) Real Madrid 9 - Barcelona 3
  • UEFA Cup (Fairs Cup, League Europe): Real Madrid 2 - Barcelona 3
  • Fairs Cup Winners : Real Madrid 0 - Barcelona 1
  • Cup Winners Cup: Real Madrid 0 - Barcelona 4
  • European Super Cup: Real Madrid 1 - Barcelona 3
  • Intercontinental Cup (Toyota Cup, Club World): Real Madrid 3 - Barcelona 1 Copa America
  • : Real Madrid 2 - Barcelona 2
  • Total

FC Barcelona, \u200b\u200bReal Madrid 17
Total: 17

Total: 76 titles for FC.Barcelona
Total: 75 titles for Real Madrid




Sources: Barça Wikipedia Past, Real Madrid Wikipedia, my bottle messages