Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Canola Oil For Puppy's Fur

the Great Helmsman

June 1, 2010 Cause

much grime these days listen to the debates in Parliament or stop reading the political press. And I do not mean demagogy that abounds in some and in others, nor by the arguments and reasons that often stupid excuse their positions. No, I do not say that. I say this because today, in politics, queen an insulting lack of creativity, and the most trite and predictable topic has taken over the landscape.

many times have we heard these days, the simile that the president of the nation is like the one at the helm of a boat. To some, this is a bad boat with so little guidance that is leading to the cliffs and end up like the Titanic, for others, on the contrary, is leading to steady the ship in the midst of the storm. Have your say everyone what they want, but what is clear is that neither a party or other leave to appeal to this nautical metaphor, and hence difficult to leave.

Someone has tried to launch the image that the president is like the surgeon who will operate and shakes or leave you shaking your hand. But this comparison is so bland and so desaborida that ultimately end up going back to the helm. Come the damn helm and if you do it with a steady pulse or trembling!

To me this is already on predictable, boring. I would like the images are renewed, they had more strength, between Government and Opposition to make a creative effort, for example, lifting the leader of the Opposition to say

"Mr. President. You're like a worker who is making holes in the street with a jackhammer to the siesta. Everyone tells him to stop and sleep because it leaves no one but him any attention. Until it meets a power line and it's not bad to electrocute you, it is well spent, but leaves in the dark the whole neighborhood.

Concern among Socialist ranks. President House says
-call on the Canary Coalition representative.

"Mr. President," says Rep. canary, I see him more as the throwing athlete that is turning on itself to gain momentum, but howsoever it is passed around, loses its direction and launch into drive in the opposite direction, hitting his head to athletes at the time they are ready to exit at the 100 meter dash.

Given these criticisms, the president decides to exercise his turn to reply.

-hawks "Ladies and gentlemen," let me tell you how I see myself. I see myself as the dealer of butane up to fifth with two cylinders and once there the lady said that was wrong and only wants one. Thus, in addition to doubly charged uploaded at all, must come down the stairs with a full tank on his back-bench ovation at the socialist deputies from that party to their feet, how markets work, ladies and gentlemen, concludes speech the president.

With all this, we also go to hell, but at least we will, to the astonishment and admiration of other nations.



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