CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE (THIRD AND LAST) May 14, 2010
I had a modest dream: to win the Nobel Prize. Tired of winning literary contests without budget, or at most a
mountain bike, I decided to go for a prestigious award and, especially, manned economic. This is how you often advanced by dint of blows and disappointments. When the Swedish king gave me the diploma and, more importantly, the check was scheduled to say in my speech: "The society has forced me."
Now, win the Nobel prize ... this is easier said. Another thing is that it can be done. I was clear at the moment, that was not eligible for Literature, because besides that I still make a mess with me triphthongs occurs to me that in this area there are many scams. So, studying the case, I decided on the Physics. He saw it as more accessible to my intellectual potential.
And this was when I threw in previous chapters, my "top of the oddness of citrus" and my "beginning of the heaviness of the previous bodies." But these days I have called several friends to tell me that the first was not clear who might be fulfilled in all cases, and second it was still a reformulation, and rather clumsy, Murphy's Law, based in turn on the second law of thermodynamics. Come on, that my principles were neither accurate nor original.
"Oh go," I said, somewhat disappointed. What if I do the longuis? Physics
"That does not work. Total
, these days I walked a little demoralized. This to win the Nobel Prize in Physics, if you win, it is not safe, I'll take more time than expected.
In the bedroom was to expose two principles, both based on the temperature of the body. One is the "principle of stable cold bodies in cylindrical containers", which is to say that when the glass tube of a Cubata or a gin and tonic
throw you three ice, last, inevitably, there is always up, forming a kind of raft in which the fluid eddies and prevents you from drinking in comfort. And it does not matter which covertly try to give the little finger around the ice, which always return into position when you go to drink, thereby manchándote shirt in the middle of a business meeting or when you tirándote the track in front of a girl.
The second principle was developed is the "instability sudden water temperature." Like Archimedes discovered his famous principle in the bathtub, I, I'm just as clean but green, I found mine in the shower. And he says this: even if you ensure a good time, and even ten minutes, with outstretched hand under the faucet, the water temperature is like at the time of entering the liquid meal experience, automatically, and an abrupt change to cold and heat to cause the wonder of science.
These two principles, as I say, I had saved to cause a sensation among the research community, but have found my little theories and even subatomic level have not been popular, I decided to spend big, to the stars, planets, satellites. A big, as I say.
I will study, I warn you, the wobble of the Earth. James Bradley discovered in the eighteenth century, said that, along with classical and popular rotation, translation and precession, our undergoing balloon fourth movement called "nutation." This means, in layman's terms, we also bounced off into space. No big pots, indeed, so much so that astronomers discovered after the fact, have dismissed as not significant and influential no activity on the planet. I, however, I argue that this is not true and that the fact that the Earth goes bouncing through space and come boats and more boats, does not cause calamities, it is true, but the cause is, so far never discovered that the babies, for example, "eat" both socks, people will slip fabric finish the rajilla of the buttocks, soldiers and local porters, although they are still, they slide the cap to one side, and we run off in the armchairs Scay.
I retreat to investigate. Will soon hear from me.
